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Yes, John Malkovich. Possibly one of the most fabulous people in the world. He's good-looking, he's intelligent, he's very funny, he dresses well, he acts well ... in fact, he's just fabulous.

This would be Malkovich in one of his most well-known films, Dangerous Liaisons. He plays (in case you don't know, which you really should) a scheming, seductive count who tries to lure into bed one of the most wholesome women of the aristocracy, only to carelessly fall in love with her. He is egged on by the ruthless Marquise de Meteuil, played by Glenn Close in this adaptation, and 'instructs' on the way a young girl named Cecile Volanges. Anyway, it's a great film, and there are few people I know who haven't been seduced, as it were, by Malkovich's charms. He may look a bit like a jackal, but he's charming and so, so desirable ...
This is him again in Dangerous Liaisons with his partner-in-crime, the Marquise de Meteuil. Doesn't he look lovely ... his clothes are just exquisite.
I am sure that if you haven't seen the film, this might look a little revolting and even disturbing to you! However, those in the know will understand just how gorgeous he really is ...
This is Malkovich in Johnny English with Rowan Atkinson. Dodgy haircut, I think, but I love the way he's tilting his head. He's always very very much in character - when I first saw him on TV as himself I was very thrown.
This is him in Ripley's Game (which I haven't seen but really want to see), looking deadly and dangerous and basically desirable as usual. I love the suit ...

That's it for now, I'm afraid, but perhaps I'll add more later!